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  • Yo momma so hairy she looks like she has Don King in a headlock !

  • Yo momma so short you could see her feet on her driver's licence.!

  • Yo momma so stupid she said "what's that letter after X?" and i said Y she said "cause I wana know". !

  • Yo momma smells so bad her Sure deoderant is now confused!

  • Yo momma has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it!

  • Yo momma so fat she shows up on radar!

  • Yo momma so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat butt out of the way!

  • Yo momma so dirty, she has to wipe her feet before going outside!

  • Yo momma so lazy, she thinks a two-income family is where yo Daddy has two jobs!

  • Yo momma so dumb, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif!

  • Yo momma so dumb, wwhen the judge said, "order in the court," she said, "I'll have a hamburger and a Coke!

  • Yo momma so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of "walk" and "don't walk." !

  • Yo momma so skinny, instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent!

  • Yo momma so short, she doesn't have legs, she has feet growing out her ass!

  • Yo momma so ugly, she wasn't born she was quarried!

  • Yo momma so skinny, her pants have one belt loop!

  • Yo momma so so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed!

  • Yo momma so mean, fat the police dogs stopped her at the airport for having 10 lbs of crack!


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