best yo momma so fat jokes and video clips, yo momma so black, yo momma so ugly, yo moma so poor
best yo momma jokes
JOKES    GAMES    VIDEOS
Our "yo momma so fat" jokes and videos!
  • Yo momma so fat, she gets her own weather forecast!

  • Yo momma so fat, when she stood on the scale it said, "To be continued."!

  • Yo momma so fat, I have to take a train and two buses to get on her good side!

  • Yo momma so fat, she once jumped in the air and got stuck!

  • Yo momma so fat, she once said 'I could eat a horse'...then she ate one!

  • Yo momma so fat, they had to build a beltway around her!

  • Yo momma so fat, the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity!

  • Yo momma so fat, folks exercise by jogging around her!

  • Yo momma so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion!

  • Yo momma so fat, when I swerved to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of gas!

  • Yo momma so fat, when she farted she went into lunar orbit!

  • Yo momma so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate!

  • Yo momma so fat, she shows up on a spy satellite!

  • Yo momma so fat, you have to step back to see her in full!

  • Yo momma so fat, she has a watch on each arm because she covers two time zones!

  • Yo momma so fat, she got on the scale and it said "One at a time please"!

  • Yo momma so fat, she's got her own zip code!

  • Yo momma so fat, when she dances she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.!


Play 100's of great arcade games

3 Foot Ninja
Cool online fighting game, great fun is to be had by all.
Home Run Rally
All the fun of baseball online! Hit as many balls as you can.
Spec Ops
A great shoot 'em up game. Choose from 1 of 3 guns and cause mayhem!

Play 100's of great arcade games

Pacman
Never tried this legendary classic? Great fun. Give it a whirl now.
Street Fighter 2
Take a trip back in time and play this awesome retro arcade game online!
Tetris
The ever-popular Tetris, one of the most-played PC games in history. It's addictive!