best yo momma jokes
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Our "yo momma so old" jokes and videos!
  • Yo momma so old, she knew Burger King when he was just a prince!

  • Yo momma so old, when she went into an antique store and they added her to inventory!

  • Yo momma so old, she said Jurassic Park brought back the memories!

  • Yo momma so old, she was did the catering at the Last Supper!

  • Yo momma so old, her social security number is 7!

  • Yo momma so old, I told her to act her age and she died!

  • Yo momma so old, the fire department is on standby when you light her birthday candles!

  • Yo momma so old, her birth certificate is in Sanskrit!

  • Yo momma so old, when she reads the Bible she gets nostalgic!

  • Yo momma so old, she still owes Moses 5 bucks!

  • Yo momma so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick!

  • Yo momma so old, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate!

  • Yo momma so old, when she was in school, there was no history class!

  • Yo momma so old, she remembers when the Garden of Eden was just a yard!

  • Yo momma so old, her birth certificate says expired on it!

  • Yo momma so old, when she was young, rainbows were in black and white!

  • Yo momma so old, the candles cost more than her birthday cake!

  • Yo momma so old, Yo mama's so old, she used to baby-sit Jesus!


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