best yo momma jokes
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Our "yo momma so poor" jokes and videos!
  • Yo momma so poor, she couldn't afford to change her mind!

  • Yo momma so poor, thieves break in and leave stuff!

  • Yo momma so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving!"

  • Yo momma so poor, she goes to KFC and licks other peoples fingers!

  • Yo momma so poor, I saw her walking down the street with only one shoe, and I asked her if she lost her other shoe and she said, "No, I found one!"

  • Yo momma so poor, your TV has only two channels: on and off!

  • Yo momma so poor, her front porch matt says 'Wel...!

  • Yo momma so poor, her food stamps bounced!

  • Yo momma so poor, she has to wear her McDonald's uniform to church!

  • Yo momma so poor, your family eat cereal with a fork to save milk!

  • Yo momma so poor, she can't even put her two cents in this conversation!

  • Yo momma so poor, when anybody rings the doorbell she says,"Ding dong!" !

  • Yo momma so poor, she can't even afford to go to the free clinic!

  • Yo momma so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list!

  • Yo momma so poor, she goes window shopping to watch tv!

  • Yo momma so poor, the last time she smelled hot food was when a rich man farted!

  • Yo momma so poor, her pyjamas only have one stripe!

  • Yo momma so poor, she takes the trash IN!


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