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  • Yo momma so ugly, she went on the ghost train and they offered her a job!

  • Yo momma so ugly, when she goes to the beach the tide won't come back in!

  • Yo momma so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out!

  • Yo momma so ugly, she has to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her!

  • Yo momma so ugly, I took her to the zoo and guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."!

  • Yo momma so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

  • Yo momma so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning!

  • Yo momma so ugly, even rice krispies won't talk to her!

  • Yo momma so ugly, she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink!

  • Yo momma so ugly, your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye!

  • Yo momma so ugly, she made an onion cry!

  • Yo momma so ugly, your dad first met her at the pound!

  • Yo momma so ugly, when she was born, they gave her an incubator with tinted windows!

  • Yo momma so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."!

  • Yo momma so ugly, she fell out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down!

  • Yo momma so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection shakes it's head!

  • Yo momma so ugly, she looks like she's been bobbing for french fries!

  • Yo momma so ugly, when she goes to the therapist, he makes her lie on the couch face down!


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