best yo momma jokes
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  • Yo momma so white, she gets her own weather forecast!

  • Yo momma so white, when she stood on the scale it said, "To be continued."!

  • Yo momma so white, I have to take a train and two buses to get on her good side!

  • Yo momma so white, she makes Michael Jackson look black!

  • Yo momma so white, you family wear shades indoors!

  • Yo momma so white, you never need the light on!

  • Yo momma so white, the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity!

  • Yo momma so white, folks exercise by jogging around her!

  • Yo momma so white, she can't even jump to a conclusion!

  • Yo momma so white, when I swerved to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of gas!

  • Yo momma so white, when she farted she went into lunar orbit!

  • Yo momma so white, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate!

  • Yo momma so white, she shows up on a spy satellite!

  • Yo momma so white, you have to step back to see her in full!

  • Yo momma so white, she has a watch on each arm because she covers two time zones!

  • Yo momma so white, she got on the scale and it said "One at a time please"!

  • Yo momma so white, she's got her own zip code!

  • Yo momma so white, when she dances she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.!

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